- james: hey I just met you
- james: and this is crazy
- james: but even though we are just eleven we're about to become the most tragic OTP of all times and people will sob while reading fanfiction about us because i'm james sexy fucking potter and you're lily sexy evans and we're the most perfect pairing ever and you're going to dislike me for years but then you're gonna deeply fall in love with me and people will ship us so hard and we're going to have sex and a baby and then we'll die but we'll always love each other in a passionate way
- james: so owll me maybe
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
I mean,
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA
(Source: littlemissravenpuff)
